William M. Yates
(celebrates at the summit of the Big-E with pals)
William's pretty cool now-a-days but we heard he was a bit of a nerd in Jr. High School. This made him determined to go off and invent wonderful things like SWIGZ. He has
raced pro-rally cars with his wife Julie and he has a bunch of patents on complicated technical mish-mush like cars and toys and bottles and stuff. He also has a bunch of MBA
loans from USC so we promised him that 10 cents from the sale of every SWIGZ bottle will go towards paying off his loans. So please, order your SWIGZ bottle today....and order
some more for all your associates - they make great Bowling Day (or insert your own lame holiday here) gifts.
William M. Yates
CEO & President
bigwig@SWIGZ.com